Visiting the home of Cheddar
Playing Crackerdash at the Cheddar Gorge Cheese Company
It felt like a natural thing to do - play Crackerdash, "The Cheese Lover's Board Game," in the home of Cheddar. A little research led us to the wonderful Cheddar Gorge Cheese Company. The business is the only producer of Cheddar Cheese actually based in Cheddar itself. Luckily for us the ever enthusiastic Emma Hills at the Cheddar Gorge Cheese Company was happy to host us and to participate in playing Crackerdash.
"Anything that involves eating cheese and I'm in!" Emma confirmed, which is a sentiment we can all get behind. We wended our way from Southampton to Cheddar via Salisbury (there are no fast routes to the Southwest from Southampton, motorways cease to exist on the South Coast at Bournemouth at which point you return to the 1960's).
Our route took us through the Mendip Hills, an area of outstanding natural beauty. Sadly the fog had found us for the last half of the journey ensuring we could only see 100 yards in any direction. The return journey though, was clear, and we can confirm that a visit to the Mendip Hills is a rewarding drive in itself.
Descending into Cheddar we left the morning fog behind and arrived at the home of Cheddar Cheese. The dairy is based in the heart of Cheddar, an attractive stone building with a welcoming shop facing the street. Inside there's a great range of produce that you'd expect from better delicatessens along with - you guessed it... plenty of varieties of Cheddar Cheese. All of which can be tried at the well stocked tasting bar. Knowledgeable staff will be happy to discuss the individual cheeses so you can learn as you munch.

We met Emma and were given a tour of the dairy, (visitors can also book the tour). The dairy receives a delivery of locally produced, unpasteurised milk every morning, and then the cheese making process begins. You can watch the whole procedure through large windows in the dairy. It is a fantastic way to understand the elements required to create an authentic Cheddar cheese. Once the Cheddars are made, they are placed into the cheese store to mature, each of these large round truckles can weigh 25KG or more, (little known fact - most international strongmen started out working in dairies, carting large cheeses about and benefiting from strong bones through extra calcium through eating cheese).
Our next consideration was where to set up and play Crackerdash. Originally, we'd wondered if we could have played and filmed in the Cheddar Gorge Caves, where some of the cheese is matured in a natural underground cheese store. Sadly, the Longleat estate who owns the caves suggested a small fee (about 3 yrs worth of cheese for us) might be appropriate - so we passed on that idea and set up in front of the cheese store in the dairy itself, which to be fair was far more convenient and a great backdrop for the game. Emma kindly produced a selection of Cheddars (Cave Matured, Vintage, Mellow, Cider Garlick & Chives, Oak Smoked and Tomato & Red Onion) for the game. Along with some crackers, locally produced Pickles from Rose Farm, and their own amazing cheese straws we were ready to go.

We were joined in the game by Emma's colleague, Frazer. He decided, an invite to play Crackerdash and dig into their own fabulous cheese and crackers would be a lunch break well spent! We wholeheartedly agreed and have to say these authentic cheddars hit the spot. The cave matured cheddar (12 months) is worth a special mention with it's smooth texture and well rounded flavour, but any of the cheeses would be a great addition to a cheeseboard.
After a round or two of Crackerdash it was time to pack everything away and take our leave (and the remaining cheese - big thanks to Emma!) Before we left, we took a look at Cheddar and the route up to the gorge. This area is really focused on meeting the needs of visitors to the gorge, so there's plenty of eateries, shops and exhibitions leading into the caves. The shops are separated by sparkling mill ponds that run through the middle of the village. We were slightly surprised to see a robust looking goat wander across the road. We discovered that this is one of the few places in England where feral goats run free. Driving out through the gorge we spotted lots of these fellows clinging to the side of the gorge and happily browsing on the vegetation that only they could reach. It is well worth driving along the gorge itself, as the cliffs rise to 450ft on either side, making it a very dramatic landscape, infused with stories of our own prehistoric ancestors. Cheddar man was the name given to Britain's oldest whole human skeleton (circa 9,000 years matured) that was found within the gorge's caves. One can only wonder what he'd think about, knowing that there were large cheddar rounds now stored in those same caves - probably "where's my Crackerdash game?"




